Hear, Believe, Respond

JESUS: "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned." (Mark 16:16)

THE ATHEIST: "He that believeth and is baptized shall NOT be saved."

THE UNIVERSALIST: "He that does NOT believe and is NOT baptized shall be saved."

THE INFANT BAPTIZERS: "He that does NOT believe and is baptized (sprinkled? poured?) shall be saved. "

MOST DENOMINATIONIST: "He that believeth and is saved shall be baptized."